December 2010
1 post
2 tags
16/100 Due Date
Loved it! Robert Downey Jr. is so so so so funny. He worked well with Fat Jesus.
-“Stop acting like I’m a child!” -“Did you remember to go to the bathroom?” -*walks back into gas station* “Damnit…”
October 2010
7 posts
3 tags
15/100 Case 39
BRADLEY COOOOOPER!!!!!! But seriously. It was definitely a good movie, the little girl was so so soooo awesome and creepy!
3 tags
14/100 The Town
Also not bad, despite Ben Affleck. In fact, I probably would have loved this movie if they just replaced Ben Affleck with someone else…
3 tags
13/100 Easy A
Again, funnier than expected. Oh and I love Woodchuck Todd… almost enough to make me want to watch Gossip Girl… but not quite.
4 tags
12/100 Piranha 3D
This one was actually quite excellent. The gore was fantastic, and they just went all out horror comedy on this… not trying to be serious. And the 3D wasn’t too bad either. “C’mon, we’re making a porno here, not a dreama!”
3 tags
11/100 The Last Exorcism
“THAT’S NOT HUMAN.” It was a laughable movie… not quite worth seeing it in theaters, but it was pretty hilarious. You know it’s a good when you hear people leaving the theater saying “was that before or after the demon fetus?”
3 tags
10/100 The Other Guys
My Mark Wahlberg movie streak is still untarnished! This was surprisingly funnier than I expected. “I’M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!” Mark Wahlberg was actually funnier than Will Ferrell in my holy opinion. Maybe he should try comedy more often…
Cop 1: I gotta update my twitter. “At the crime scene… lol!” Cop 2: Good one!
2 tags
9/100 Inception
Excellent, excellent movie. JGL is a beautiful man. The cinematography and special effects were awesome, and the storyline was interesting and definitely left you hanging at the end. It’s always fun when a movie sparks so much interpretation after it is watched. A must see, for sure.
May 2010
2 posts
8/100 Robin Hood
I love it! The whole time I kept thinking of the Disney version where Robin Hood is a fox and Prince John is a lion. Ridley Scott knows how to make an epic movie. The battle scenes were crazy, and I loved the characters. Russel Crowe is kick ass as always!
7/100 Iron Man 2
I saw this one at midnight and it was by far the biggest midnight premiere I’ve been too. And well worth it, too! While it was a tad slower than the first one, it was still a fun and entertaining movie. And I’m not gonna lie, I love Don Cheadle way more than Terrence Howard so this was a win in my book. This movie made me really excited about all these other random super hero...
April 2010
6 posts
6/100 The Losers
Now, I fully expected this to be a typical action movie, and don’t get me wrong, but I really really did enjoy it! All the characters were actually decently developed, the script was very funny and enjoyable, and the action scenes were pretty fun too. It started off with a really unexpected downer, but the comedy kept it lighter throughout the movie. They were all too funny with their...
5/100 Date Night
Typical comedy, but Mark Wahlberg shirtless made it all worth it.
4/100 Clash of the Titans
Looooooved it! Well, I mean, it was a typical action movie, but I quite enjoyed it. Sam Worthington is always nice to look at, especially when he’s wear a skirt (I mean tunic… men don’t wear skirts). The side characters were very good and the effects were pretty dang sweet. Overall, an enjoyable action flick.
3/100 The Crazies
This was actually better than I had first expected it to be! The gore was pretty great, the acting was good (mmmmm Timothy Olyphant), and the story was decent (though it’s the same zombie story you’ve heard a million times). It was an enjoyable flick, more action than horror though, at least in my opinion.
2/100 Legion
It started off promising but that was all over when the crazy grandma ate that guy’s face off. It wasn’t bad… just comical in some parts. And the ending was kind of abrupt, I felt. I enjoyed the performance by the man in this picture though, can’t remember the actor’s name. I think he would make a great addition as an angel on Supernatural. :)
1 tag
1/100 The Lovely Bones
I think I would have enjoyed this movie more if the theater wasn’t full of STUPID HIGH SCHOOLERS! I mean really, shut the hell up, there are people here trying to watch the damn movie. Kids were screaming and talking on their cell phones, it drove me crazy. Other than that it was a good movie, of course Mark Wahlberg makes everything better. It was sad though, and I don’t...